Gary Meikle: Fifty Fux

THE SHOW So I'm fifty next year. How did that happen, wow! Half a century old is crazy, especially when back in the children's homes the staff told me on the regular that I'd either be dead or in jail by 30. I mean don't get me wrong, the drugs definitely made the time served a lot easier but I've never imagined myself to make this age, does anyone? So what have I learned so far? What's different now from 10, 20, 30 years ago? I guess you'll need to get along to a show to find out but what I will tell you is that as ever my show will be in keeping with previous years as you can teach an old...